Smellyflange (28) from Yorkshire, England, leeds
About me
Hi, My name is Bertha, i used to be a man but have been through the operation and everything is working ok, the only difference is that i'm not self lubricating but this is not a problem as i keep a tub of lurpak at the side of the bed. The hormone pills haven't taken effect yet, ie. the beard but i shampoo and condition it so it is soft, i call it my ladybeard. i absolutely love it up the def n dum, so i'm looking for a guy who likes bum fun above most other things, i swallow and i also don't mind it been sprayed on my face. i dont have any kids but i have 15 cats who i call my babies and they sleep in the bed with me, if i sweat during the night then the cat hair sticks to my body and creates like a jumper effect, trust me guys its sexy as hell. Come and Get me Guys. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
MY APPEARANCE
- Height> 7´ (213 cm)
- Bodyshapebig and beautiful
- Haircolourpink
- Hairstylebald
- Eyecolourblack
- General appearanceRed Indian
MY LIFE
- OccupationPage 3 model
- Professionunemployed
- Educationa secret
MY INTERESTS
- I like...it up the gary glitter
- I dislike...Gypsies
- Looking for...
- Sports
- Music
- Authors
